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6月29日 ?
- What is your occupation? Aspiring intergalactic journalist - my submissions to the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy can be found at thefourtwo.com
- What color are your socks right now? Light brown --no-- khaki, with small orange lines every so often.
- What are you listening to right now? Your thoughts. You shouldn't worry so much.
- What was the last thing you ate? Great Stuff --insulating foam sealant. That was a while ago, but I haven't really been able to get anything through since then. Which puts me in both a hungry and dire situation.
- Can you drive a stick shift? Yes, if it's being towed by a car with an automatic transmission.
- If you were a crayon what color would you be? Yellow ocre? Maybe. Would I still have my hair?...because that might be weird.
- Last person you spoke to on the phone? I spoke to myself in the future. Interesting conversation. Although, now that I think about it...technically I haven't yet had that conversation since it was my future self that initiated the call...
- How old are you today? I've been riding this planet to the distance of over 15 billion miles (15,039,360,395.4, to be exact) as it rolls and spins around through space. 26 years and 180 days have passed since I took my first blessed breath of oxygen after spending 9 months of tiny awkwardness inside another human being.
- Favorite drink? Wite-out.
- What is your favorite sport to watch? Soccer
*What, no joke on this one? No. Leave me alone.
- Have you ever colored your hair? If, by color, it is implied that one takes one's hair, combines it with a healthy dollop of mayonnaise and puts it in between two slices of bread and eats it, than no, I've never colored my hair. That's disgusting.
- Pets? Question maker getting lazy? Pets are great. Some people like them. A fraction of the population of this world eat them. A worse fraction love them more than people. In conclusion, pets are not that great.
- Favorite food? Hot. Or Cold. I like my food hot or cold. Depending on the food.
- Last movie you watched? Equipping Your Horse Farm. Awesome special effects and an amazing final battle sequence. Absolutely riveting.
- Favorite day of the year? Tuesday
- What do you do to vent anger? I track down "local celebrities" and remind them that people in the next town over probably don't know they exist.
- What was your favorite toy as a child? A homemade glider made out of Popsicle sticks, burlap and the wing from a dead bird. It didn't fly very far. Plus it smelled like cherry-flavored rotten potatoes.
- What is your favorite season? Salt
- Hugs or kisses? Jumping high fives.
- Cherry or blueberry? There's no such thing.
- When was the last time you cried? Last Wednesday, during a very emotional Mythbusters.
- What is on the floor of your closet? Cabbage
- Favorite smells? Canadian quarters, Fruit stickers, Wildlife, and the letter R
- Who/What inspires you? Canadian quarters, Fruit stickers, Wildlife, and the letter R (wow. TOTAL coincidence, that)
- What are you afraid of? I have what they call Ommetathesiophobia, which is basically a fear of my eyes suddenly transforming into cubes. I also have Sesquipedalophobia, a fear of long words. Which wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have eironophobia, the fear of irony.
- Plain, cheese or spicy hamburger? Cheese hamburger. Call me nutty, but I like to combine both words and call it a "cheese-burger". I know, I'm such a weird-o.
- Favorite car? Ford Prefect
- Favorite dog breed? Scottish Labrakeet. It's a specific and rare crossbreed of a Labrador and a Scottish Fold cat, with the breeding process done in the presence of a Parakeet. It makes a difference, I'm telling you.
- Number of keys on your key ring? 70. I manage a medieval dungeon in my spare time.
- How many years at your current job? Non-existant space book writer: 4 years. Ye olde dungeon keeper: 12 years
- Favorite day of the week? Tuesday, because it's the longest.
- How many states have you lived in? Hard to count...here's some of them: shock, confusion (for a long time), my friends would say denial but I tend to disagree.
- Do you think you're funny? Judging by my strict adherence to not actually answering a single question (except maybe 2) and the overwhelming need to attach a smart comment to just about every question, I'm going out on a limb and say yeah. While, at the same time, I understand full well, that some people may not find me funny, and thus this whole quiz, for them, was just a waste of time. But that in itself is funny, so everybody wins.
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