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    January 30

    The best music video of all time

    I'll keep the video posting kick going with this...the greatest music video ever made.
    Here are some reasons why:
    1. Everything acted out by kittens.
    including:
     - Kittens waking up at 10 am
     - Kittens riding a train to town
     - Kittens ghost riding the whip
     - Homeless kittens
     - Fake kitten arms exchanging small US currency for catnip
     - Kitten hallucinations
    2. Director not afraid to have a human hand in the video that's supposed to be only kittens (and other baby animals)
    3. Exciting story
     
      
     

     HitchHiker's Guide Entry> Kittens
     
    200801.30 - A domestic juggernaut of pocket-sized winsomeness, the kitten enjoys its popularity while it is still young. Anything it does during these feline salad days is usually characterized by such adjectives as "cute", "adorable" or "wicked precious", and then immediately immortalized in a calendar or your mom's shirt.
     
    The tragedy that every beloved kitten faces is adulthood. After some time, kittens skip puberty altogether and--seemingly overnight--turn from "ooh, a kitten", into "oh, a cat...I'm allergic to cats". Kitten owners have an animal that everybody loves and has a great time with. Most cat owners, though, have an animal that is now known for shedding hair all over your sofa and chairs and suits and dresses. With adulthood, a cat develops the ability to poop into sand chemically designed to hide odor, and have the aforementioned turd smell like it's right under your nose, perhaps resting on your upper lip.
     
    Needless to say (but I'm going to say anyway), people usually like kittens more than they like cats, but you can't have one without the other...unless you just got a full grown cat.

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    Sarah Hudsonwrote:
    The random human arms really make this for me.  Kittens are great to begin with, but yeah.  Random arms for the win!!
    Mar. 13
    Josh Cyrwrote:
    If, by cat person, you mean cat liker, than yes. I am a cat person.
    If, by cat person, you mean half cat half person, than no...full blown human.
    Anyways, I do like cats. And I like adult cats...my point is: kittens are generally more popular than older cats. That doesn't mean cats aren't great. Cats are great, kittens are super great.
    Feb. 24
    Deborahwrote:
    Out of curiosity (because we all know what that does to cats) are you a cat person or no?  My cat, for one, is just as popular now as he was when he was a kitten.  Even allergic people are powerless in the presence of Webster.
    Feb. 23
    Oh my Cat!
    And what about Bjork's The Triumph of a Heart?
    Oh, wait a minute, that's a cat not a kitten, that's why.
     
    -Jos.
    Feb. 15
    Markwrote:

    I subscribe to the old Sicilian proverb and echoed by Khan Noonien Singh : Cats are dish best served cold.

     

    Oh wait, was that ‘Revenge’.

     Either way I guess.

    Feb. 5
    melisawrote:
    Kittens are fun! 
     
    Jan. 31
    Etanwrote:
    Yes... But there's always catnip to regain some of that youthful feline exuberance. 
    Jan. 30

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